It is time of the greatest anniversary of them all.
The 40th Anniversary of Byterapers, Inc.
The group that did it all and is everything else as well. The inventors of international crime waves. The original Silicon Valley garage startup. The brewery product experts. The corporate overlords. The owners of the largest collection of fake stamps in mankind’s history. The creators of the digital everything and some of the rest as well. The protector of the Holy Olvi.
It all began in Iisalmi, in the heart of Ylä-Savo (Upper Savonia). The Compiler had been there, always, patiently waiting until it was the time to become. The first men forged it in the digital smithys and it was pure. Then they filled the core, with Zeros and Ones, from the grail of Holy Olvi. As it was meant to be. It was true, real, beautiful to behold. The demo.
And so the Byterapers came to be, called upon by the Compiler.
The path behind is well-trodden. 40 years. Still The Compiler calls and urges us forward.
Join us in the worship. Come to remember the 40 past years and the future. You, the old, the current and the future Byterapers. You, our friend. Join us in the worship of The Compiler and the Demo in this glorious anniversary, where the Phoenix shall rise, shine and never dim.
The Compiler is watching.